You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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