- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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