Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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