- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Knock knock ... No ones home

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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