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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

im at school

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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