- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

So I was walking down the road today

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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