- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

The Christian Bible.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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