- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Black people

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A black man walks Into a bar.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Misner is a twat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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