What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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learn the ropes?

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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so... how about that airplane food

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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