LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Democracy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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