What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Women's rights...

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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