Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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