knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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He walked in a bar

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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