YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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