A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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a woman votes!

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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