Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Tough crowd tonight...

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Anti Joke

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