- Anti Joke

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Obama

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

I pooped.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)