- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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