- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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