- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How would you rule?

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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