- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Vicky is my best friend.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Justin's humor

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??