- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Misner is a twat.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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