Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Amazing

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

tims sty:)

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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