Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Knock, Knock ...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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