What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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