- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Jake. Walsh.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

I just found out i have cancer.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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