- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Jake. Walsh.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

I just found out i have cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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