If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Knock Knock, Ow my face

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...