If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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