Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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