- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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