- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

everybody loves raymond

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A cat playing laser tag.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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