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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

why did katy fall off her bike?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Wait what? I did not type that!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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