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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

charlie sheen losing

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Where's the dick??? east

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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