i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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