- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Do you know the muffin man? No

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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