- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Knock Knock Come in.

Gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Samraj.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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