How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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canadians

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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i am and me is i

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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