whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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oooh look a banshee

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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