- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Justin Bieber

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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