Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

The Christian Bible.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Jesus was a good guy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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