why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

I killed someone today. :D

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Butt poop.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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