Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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