- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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