How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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