- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

THE END.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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