Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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