- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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who ever is reading this....

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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