Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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