Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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