- Anti Joke

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it