This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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