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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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The WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Black People

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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