- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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