Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Church.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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