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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

I was Born ready I was born naked.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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