- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

I told you it would happen

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

i love to lick...

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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