- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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