- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

My Nan, that is all.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

we all know sammi has a penis

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Knock Knock Come in.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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