- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Whats better than 24? 25.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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