- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is the meaning of life? 42

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xavier stop

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

book 'em danno

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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