- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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