Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

...............................................................hi

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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