What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Politics

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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