Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Canadians

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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