- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Snarf Nuggets

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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