- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Xzibit

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

your mother

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why didn't he finish his

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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