why did the computer crash? it didn't

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Your mom is so fat...

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Grammer is very important

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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